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Gynaecologist

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs and Games' started by malcolm, Jun 25, 2009.

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    A gynaecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and all the
    paperwork and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where
    skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.

    He went to the local technical college, signed up for classes, attended
    diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the practical
    exam approached, the gynaecologist prepared carefully for weeks and
    completed the exam with tremendous skill.

    When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had
    obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor,
    saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding
    result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade."

    The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart
    perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. "You put the engine
    back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."

    After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because
    you did it all through the exhaust pipe, which I've never seen done in
    my entire career.
     
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    :ROFL1: Very good x
     
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    that is so funny!
     
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    Claire She lost the crayons!

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    hahahahahahahaha
     
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    Tink Cead Mille Failte! Staff Member Administrator

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    Malcolm your`e such a hoot :point: :yes:
    Jacqui :hug2:
     

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