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    When the smog lifts in Los Angeles...........U C L A!

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    Oh no is there no escape! :beg:
     
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    That's exactly what I thought Lisa!
     
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    Whooooooooooosh! :unsure:
     
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    don't you get it Helly, or is it lisa and brit that are confusing you?

    Let me explain......over on FB i have been posting some simple but very, very, VERY funny :)tongue:) jokes such as this one, and for some peculiar reason everyone wants me to stop.

    In fact, i do believe they want to punch me at the very least......

    ......i can't imagine why :unsure:


    so i thought i would treat all my friends here to some of the jokes instead, or maybe as well as......:yes:
     
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    treat being in inverted commas right? :slap:
     
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    Ah ok. I don't do FB. Yes please... post them her4e hun.... ;)
     
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    and you won't punch me.......? :unsure:
     
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    Knowing how witty you are Helly, you probably know them anyway!



    A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.

    I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

    Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

    Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.




     
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    Thank you for posting them here! :laugh: I don't do facebook either, and regardless of how simple, I love that sort of pun! :yes:
     
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    yaaaay, i knew they'd be appreciated somewhere! :thumbsup:
     
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    :slap: ooooh you wait Mrs!
     
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    What do you call James Bond in the bath?
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    Bubble 07!


     
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    What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ?





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