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How old do you look?

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs and Games' started by Isafari, Jul 3, 2008.

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    Isafari Wild Animal Expert

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    Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age
    And Thinking, Surely I Can't Look That Old? Well...you'll Love This One.

    > My Name Is Alice Smith And I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room
    > For My First Appointment With A New Dentist. I Noticed His
    > Dds Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name.
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    > Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy
    > With The Same Name Had Been In My High School Class Some 3
    > 0-odd Years Ago. Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret
    > Crush On, Way Back Then?
    >
    > Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought.
    > This Balding, Grey-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was
    > Way Too Old To Have Been My Classmate. After He Examined My
    > Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park High School .
    >
    > 'yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang,' He Gleamed With Pride.
    >
    > 'when Did You Graduate?' I Asked.
    >
    > He Answered, 'in 1975. Why Do You Ask?'
    >
    > 'you Were In My Class!', I Exclaimed.
    >
    > He Looked At Me Closely. Then, That Ugly, Old, Bald,
    >
    > Wrinkled, Fat Butt, Grey-haired, Decrepit,
    >
    > Son-of-a- ----- Asked: 'what Did You Teach?'
     
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    cathydisneynut Imagineer

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    ROFLMAO!!!:rofl::rofl:
     
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    Tink Cead Mille Failte! Staff Member Administrator

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    Oh gosh! :D :D That's wicked, and funny at the same time!!!
     
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    :rofl:

    I am guilty of doing that all the time :lol:
     
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    :lol::lol::sigs-cartoon-022:
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    Whoops!
     
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    OMG>..that's so funny!!!
     

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