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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs and Games' started by mumof2, May 14, 2009.

  1. mumof2
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    <TABLE width="100%"><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD width="100%">WARNING TO WOMEN!

    You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys
    removed by black-market organ thieves........




    My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago.
    I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs.
    It was just that quick.
    The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal.
    Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine?
    I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.
    Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans.
    And then the thieves struck again.

    My bum was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took
    pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with
    earlier. But my new bum was attached at least three inches lower
    than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favour
    of long skirts.

    Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I
    was drying my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper
    arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was
    really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time.

    What could they do to me next?

    When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a
    turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world wake up
    and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL
    replacement body parts -stolen from you and me! The next time
    someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from
    you?


    THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.

    WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

    P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs. I was lying
    in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was
    relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I
    slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

    Thought this was too 'important' not to pass on
    Have a wonderful day - with a joy filled heart
    By the way - These same thieves come in my closet and shrank my clothes!
    How do they do it????

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    Claire She lost the crayons!

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    hahahahahahaha

    now Im scared!
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    Tinkfan Earning my ears

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    And here I thought my parts were the only ones getting stolen.
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    Disneybumble The Secret is in the Sauce.

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    lozzy Addicted to Mickey

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    when will people stop being so damed self concious
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    Someone is gradually stealing my hair colour but I don't really care. Never been happier nor more comfortable in me life! It's very liberating and freeing.
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    nannav Earning my ears

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    that was soooo funny :ROFL:

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