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i'm gonna get slapped for this.......

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    Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when
    >>>>> he hears a knock at the door.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a
    >>>>> clip board and yelling,
    >>>>>
    >>>>> 'You Sign! You sign!'
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man
    >>>>> starts to yell louder,'You Sign! You sign!'
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man', and
    >>>>> shuts the door in his face.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> The next day he hears a knock at the door again.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of
    >>>>> brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
    >>>>> 'You sign! You sign!'
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little
    >>>>> Chinese man back, shouting:
    >>>>>
    >>>>> 'Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!' Then he
    >>>>> slams the door in his face again.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he
    >>>>> hears a knock on the door again.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a
    >>>>> clipboard under his nose, shouting 'You sign! You sign!'
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little
    >>>>> Man by his shirt front and yells at him:
    >>>>> 'Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong
    >>>>> name! Who do you want to give these to?'
    >>>>> The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and
    >>>>> says:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> (Wait for it)
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>





    >>>>>
    >>>>> 'You not Nissan Main Deala?'
     
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    :laugh:

    I must say, I was a little worried, wondering what the punch line would be! :laugh:
     
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    :slap: ........................................................... :laugh:
     
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    ahhh you're safe in my hands Tink, i know where the line is ....................:unsure:
     
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    :lol: had to email that to a few friends!
     
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    Whew! ;)
     
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