Jack and Jill

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  1. malcolm

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    was about to marry Jill when his Father took him to one
    side.'

    When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got
    home was take off my trousers,' he said.

    'I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on.When
    she did, they were enormous on her and

    she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they
    were too large.

    I told her; of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in
    this family and I always will..

    Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem.'

    Jack took his Father's advice and as soon as he got Jill

    alone after the wedding, he did the same thing;

    took off his trousers, gave them to Jill and told her to put
    them on.

    Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't

    possibly wear them.

    'Exactly,' replied Jack. 'I wear the trousers in this

    relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget

    that.'

    Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack.
    'Try these on,' she said, so he tried them on but they were
    too small.

    'I can't possibly get into your knickers,' said Jack.

    'Exactly,' replied Jill. 'And if you don't change your

    attitude, you never will.'

    Women always get the last word in !
     
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    I like Jill :lol:
     

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