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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs and Games' started by Johnie, Oct 17, 2008.

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    I'm a hillbilly by blood so this is ok ;)


    Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they talk about their moonshine operation.


    Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.


    One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'
    The woman shakes her head no.


    Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
    The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

    The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

    His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
     
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    Tink in Pink Earning my ears

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    :rofl::evil::hah::laugh2:very good!!
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    :laugh:

    Do you know I can do that accent perfectly in my head but I know it won't sound the same if I try to tell the joke to DH :lol:
     
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    I read the joke to my aunt over the phone, she just loved it.
     
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    Funny Johnie!:p
     
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    CC71 Earning my ears

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    Brilliant joke, just wish I could do the accent too
     
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