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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs and Games' started by Isafari, Jul 3, 2008.

  1. Isafari
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    Isafari Wild Animal Expert

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    HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

    (1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
    the same kids.
    -- Derrick, age 8


    WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

    (1) Both don't want any more kids.
    -- Lori, age 8


    WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

    (1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
    each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
    -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

    (2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually
    gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
    -- Martin, age 10


    WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

    (1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
    newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
    -- Craig, age 9


    WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

    (1) When they're rich.
    -- Pam, age 7

    (2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess
    with that.
    - - Curt, age 7

    (3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
    them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
    -- Howard, age 8


    IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

    (1 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
    someone to clean up after them.
    -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)


    HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

    (1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
    -- Kelvin, age 8

    And the #1 Favourite is........

    HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

    (1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a
    truck.
    -- Ricky, age 10
     
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    Tink Cead Mille Failte! Staff Member Administrator

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    LOLOLOLOLOL!

    Here's a bit of a one for you.
    When Seth's Da asked him how much he loved him, he stretched his hands waaaaay out and said, "THIS MUCH, DA!"

    Then Da (he's a man now, remember ;) ) asked him how much he liked his Aunties in Orlando and he said....


    MORE THAN A HOUSE!!!!! SORRY DA!!!! LOLOLOLOL.

    His Da told me he should have known better than to ask! LOL!
     
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    scotskid Earning my ears

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    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


    He obviously got that one from his daddy
     

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