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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs and Games' started by robertcraig, Jul 20, 2010.

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    knock knock who's there justin--justin who justin time for a wee cup of tea:yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes:
     
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    Off to boil the kettle, mug for me Robert, not a wee cup :)

    Sandra
     
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    must admit i prefer a mug myself
     
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    Claire She lost the crayons!

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    I'm more a coffee kind of girl!

    Any more jokes Robert? :D
     
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    when visiting london was asked by a stranger "do you know the battersea dogs home" replied i did not know it was away
     
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    I met a cowboy with brown paper hat,paper waistcoat and paper trousers. He was wanted for rustling
     
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    Just my kind of jokes! :D
     
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    I knocked and a woman opened her door in her nightdress. I thought what a strange place to have a door
     
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    why did the blind chicken cross the road? To go to the Birds Eye shop
     
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    what do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea
     
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    "Knock Knock"
    "Who`s there?"
    "Old lady"
    "Old lady who?"












    "I never knew that you could yodel" :lol:
     
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    How do you get insects to race?


















































    One Two Flea Go!
     
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    like it got any more:point::point::point::point::yes::yes::yes:
     
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    what is yellow and black and goes zzub zzub?






    A bee going backwards.
     
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    THAT one I knew! LOLOL!
     
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    I can't tell you my joke (in my siggy), not here anyway.
     
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    Q) What do you et if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?????
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    A) A Wooley Jumper
     

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