Discussion in 'Just for Laughs and Games' started by robertcraig, Jul 20, 2010.
knock knock who's there justin--justin who justin time for a wee cup of tea
Off to boil the kettle, mug for me Robert, not a wee cup
must admit i prefer a mug myself
I'm more a coffee kind of girl!
Any more jokes Robert?
when visiting london was asked by a stranger "do you know the battersea dogs home" replied i did not know it was away
I met a cowboy with brown paper hat,paper waistcoat and paper trousers. He was wanted for rustling
Just my kind of jokes!
I knocked and a woman opened her door in her nightdress. I thought what a strange place to have a door
why did the blind chicken cross the road? To go to the Birds Eye shop
what do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea
"Old lady who?"
"I never knew that you could yodel"
How do you get insects to race?
One Two Flea Go!
like it got any more
what is yellow and black and goes zzub zzub?
A bee going backwards.
THAT one I knew! LOLOL!
I can't tell you my joke (in my siggy), not here anyway.
Q) What do you et if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?????
A) A Wooley Jumper
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