Discussion in 'Just for Laughs and Games' started by robertcraig, Jul 20, 2010.
Q) What do you call a sleeping Bull?????
A) A Bulldozer
I was on a long road trip recently and I was running behind and did not want to stop for any reason. I really could have used a wee cup.
Like it! Like it!!!
very good keep them coming
where does a 6 foot gorilla sleep
any where he ####### likes
WHY was the six frightened of the seven because the seven eight nine
remember to send your best christmas cracker jokes this year
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost;dont spook until youre spooken to;
NEIL DIAMONDS thanksgiving songs "I YAM I SAID and KEN-TURKEY WOMAN
I caught a chap pouring milk and cream over my car last night. I thought "How dare he".
DENTISTS ARE GOING ON STRIKE-----BRACE YOURSELF
Is that the tooth, or is it a fib? :lol;
strange quiz answers
Aubergine------Native of AUSTRALIA
K2------K9 is a dog so K2 must be a puppy
LUNAR CYCLE--A bicycle thats powered by the moon
what do you call a penguin in the dessert??
Why do bears have fur coats because they would look silly in a raincoat
WINNING joke at edinburgh festival---- I needed a password eight characters long so I picked SNOW WHITE and THE SEVEN DWARVES
Somebody said are the cats big at WDW
wHY --You should see the size of the MOUSE
Knock knock--who is there
No thanks I prefer Peanuts
Pappa tomato, Mamma tomato and baby tomato were walking down the street.
Baby tomato kept falling behind.
So Daddy tomato turned around, squashed him and said "catchup".
Tom macwave:... I'll go back to me corner now...)
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