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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs and Games' started by robertcraig, Jul 20, 2010.

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    arkvilla Addicted to Mickey

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    Q) What do you call a sleeping Bull?????
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    A) A Bulldozer



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    I was on a long road trip recently and I was running behind and did not want to stop for any reason. I really could have used a wee cup. :exit:
     
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    :lol: Like it! Like it!!!
     
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    very good keep them coming:point::point::point::yes:
     
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    where does a 6 foot gorilla sleep









    any where he ####### likes
     
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    WHY was the six frightened of the seven because the seven eight nine
     
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    GOOD ONE!!!!!
     
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    remember to send your best christmas cracker jokes this year
     
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    What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost;dont spook until youre spooken to;
     
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    NEIL DIAMONDS thanksgiving songs "I YAM I SAID and KEN-TURKEY WOMAN
     
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    Claire She lost the crayons!

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    I caught a chap pouring milk and cream over my car last night. I thought "How dare he".
     
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    DENTISTS ARE GOING ON STRIKE-----BRACE YOURSELF
     
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    Is that the tooth, or is it a fib? :lol;
     
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    strange quiz answers
    Aubergine------Native of AUSTRALIA
    K2------K9 is a dog so K2 must be a puppy
    LUNAR CYCLE--A bicycle thats powered by the moon
     
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    what do you call a penguin in the dessert??






    LOST!!
     
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    Why do bears have fur coats because they would look silly in a raincoat
     
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    WINNING joke at edinburgh festival---- I needed a password eight characters long so I picked SNOW WHITE and THE SEVEN DWARVES
     
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    Somebody said are the cats big at WDW
    wHY --You should see the size of the MOUSE
     
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    Knock knock--who is there

    Cash

    Cash who

    No thanks I prefer Peanuts:whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle:
     
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    Pappa tomato, Mamma tomato and baby tomato were walking down the street.

    Baby tomato kept falling behind.

    So Daddy tomato turned around, squashed him and said "catchup".

    Tom :)macwave:... I'll go back to me corner now...)
     

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