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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs and Games' started by robertcraig, Jul 20, 2010.

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    < snicker >
     
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    Why did the elephant cross the road
    Because it was the chickens day off

    :chdance::chdance::chdance:
     
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    Why are pirates called pirates?




    Because they arrrrrrggggghhhhh!
     
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    :lol: Both are great! (I love simple, and silly for jokes. :yes: Especially those that play on word meaning). :D :D
     
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    THIS IS STAR WARS DAY-------MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU
     
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    So does that make today Revenge of the Fifth? ;)
     
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    Two silkworms were having a race ------It ended in a tie
     
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    Do we have a GROAN smiley?
     
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    Why did Goofy throw his clock out the window?

    He wanted to see time fly.

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    like it got any more
     
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    Unfortunately this is the only joke I remember from this old Mickey Joke book I used to have.

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    I WENT TO THE DOCTORS the other day and I said have you got anything for wind? So he gave us a kite
     
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    ​woke up last night t find the ghost of GLORIA GAY OR STANDIG at the foot of my bed" at first I was afraid then I was petrified
     
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    :lol: LOVE IT!
     
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    :lol: very good Robert!
     
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    Man went to the doctors and said doctor i feel like a pair of curtains. dotor answers pull yourse self together
     
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    :lol: Like that one, Robert!
     
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    OK, I'm a terrible joke teller, but here goes anyway.

    Three men went out on the frozen lake to go ice fishing. They cut three holes in the ice, dropped their lines and started fishing. Nothing. No bites, no nibbles, no fish. They kept at it though, hardy men they be.

    After a bit a little boy, about 10 years old came out on the ice, cut his hole and dropped his line. He started hauling in fish nearly one after the other. The men watched for a bit, and sure enough, this little kid was catching fish!

    The men went over to the little boy and asked him, "What's your secret, Kid? How come you are catching so many fish?!" The little boy replied, "Mmmmmm, ummmmmmm, mmm!" The men looked at one another and tried again, "What was that, Kid?" The little boy replied, "mmmmm ummmmm mmmmummmm!" The three men, looked at each other again, pretty confused. They couldn't understand this kid!

    "One more time, Kid. What's your secret?" The little boy looked at the three of them, spit in his hand before he replied this time and said, "YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR WORMS WARM!"

    (It's an easier joke to tell in person). :D
     
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    very good TINK:lol::lol::lol:
     

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