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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs and Games' started by robertcraig, Jul 20, 2010.

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    Did you hear about the clairvoyant meeting that was cancelled due to unforseen circumstances
     
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    < snicker >
     
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    Food in song titles
    Doughnut forsake me
    Salmon enchanted evening
     
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    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! I'm sorry but these sorts of things just crack me up! Keep 'em coming, Robert!
     
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    I start to think people are thinking what's that idiot posting now
     
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    Nah! Some of us just like the play on words kind of thing better than others. :yes: :D I know Slowhand is great at this stuff too! :D
     
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    Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?


    Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan :wink:
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! See? LOVE IT!!! (Yeah, I'm simple but honestly, loads of those more "sophisticated" jokes, I don't get). :sorry:

    I've always loved silliness with words. :yes:
     
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    What was the witches favourite subject at school. ----Spelling
     
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    Heeeeeheeeeeheee! Love it!!!
     
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    Thasnk you TINK you and i must have the same sence of humour
     
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    I think we do! Hahahahahaha!
     
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    Santa____Why are Dasher and Dancer always taking coffee breaks? Because they are Star bucks
     
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    Hahahahahahahaha!!! (Even though I don't like Starbuck's)! Hahahahaha!
     
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    A polar bear goes into a bar and says can I have--------------------a pint of beer.Barman why the big pause.Polar bear they help me go through the snow
     
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    Funny.
     
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    Post your christmas cracker jokes here
     
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    Hahahaha. Took me a minute to get the polar bear one! I'll be looking forward to your Christmas cracker jokes. We don't have those here. Well, actually I have started to see them, but they are not part of our Christmas tradition so I've never bought any.
     
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    A horse goes into à bar.Barman says why the long face
     
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    Van Gogh goes into a bar The barman says do you want a drink No thanks I have got one ère
     

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