1. Ursula

    Ursula New Member

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    An inflatable pupil goes to his inflatable school and is having a really
    bad day.

    Bored in his history lesson, he gets up and walks out.

    Walking down the corridor, he sees the inflatable headmaster walking
    towards him and he pulls a knife out and stabs him.

    He runs out of the school. As he gets outside, he thinks again "I hate
    school" and pulls his knife out and stabs the inflatable school.

    He runs off to his inflatable home. Two hours later, his inflatable mum
    is knocking at his inflatable bedroom door with the inflatable police.

    Panicking, inflatable boy pulls out the knife and stabs himself.

    Later on that evening, he wakes up in an inflatable hospital and sees
    the inflatable headmaster in the inflatable bed next to him.

    Shaking his deflated head, more in sorrow than in anger, the headmaster
    gravely intones:

    "You've let me down; you've let the school down, but worst of all,
    you've let yourself down!!!!

    (I will get my coat.....)
     
  2. sunsetlakes

    sunsetlakes New Member

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    Very good. :happybounce: But please no more like that one. :beg:
     
  3. kazzaqld

    kazzaqld Active Member

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    Oh thank goodness I didn't have a coffee in my hand at the time! :ROFL:
     
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    pleeeeeeeeeeeease :yes: :wink:
     
  6. Claire

    Claire Active Member

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    It's just taken me ten minutes to read that to Poppy as I couldn't speak for laughing!
     

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