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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs and Games' started by malcolm, Jul 3, 2008.

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    ...and a little light humour to help the day along:

    How many men does it take to open a beer?
    None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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    Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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    Why do women have smaller feet than men?
    It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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    How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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    How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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    Why do men fart more than women?
    Because women can't stop talking long enough to build up the required pressure.
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    If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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    What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
    A woman who won't do what she's told.
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    Why do men die before their wives?
    They want to.
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    Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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    In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

    Have a nice day!
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    Hi Malcolm my name is PA...as most of the lovely ladies here know I come with my own whip...shall I girls?

    ;)

    ermmmm PA what part of men only dont you understand ;) :lol:
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    LOL Mick...get your own post!!
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    he dont like whips, but i do mwahahahahahaha
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    Oi......speak for yourself.....spurs, saddle....I'm not fussey....:t1408:
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    forget him im your man :lol:
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    LOL there is plenty of whip to share...
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    you have a big one then :)
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    Backing out of thread slowly..."didn't see anything" :lol:
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    :wink:
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    No really...never saw any whips or anything!
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    what these :lol:

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    See...this is why we need a grown ups section...I think it should be named...the dungeon? LMAO [​IMG]
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    ooooooooo sounds good to me lmao

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