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Nigella versus real women

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs and Games' started by Britchick, Dec 6, 2008.

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    for my American friends substitute Nigella with Martha:thumbsup:


    1 Nigella's Way
    Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips .
    The Real Woman's Way
    Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Goodness sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.

    2. Nigella's Way
    To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
    The Real Woman's Way
    Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.

    3. Nigella's Way
    When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
    The Real Woman's Way
    Tesco sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.

    4. Nigella's Way
    If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice.
    The Real Woman's Way
    If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough!. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: 'I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes.'

    5. Nigella's Way
    Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks
    The Real Woman's Way
    It could keep forever. Who eats it?

    6. Nigella's Way
    Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
    The Real Woman's Way
    Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it into a big glass of vodka : Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you won't care!

    7. Nigella's Way
    If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
    The Real Woman's Way
    Why do I have a man?

    8. Nigella's Way
    Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles
    The Real Woman's Way
    Left over wine???? Helllloooo !!!!
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    That's fantastic. :laughhard:
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    Ah yes!!!! Do the rebuttals remind anyone of Maxine? :D :D She's my idol! :D

    We have a cooking show here with Nigella. :yes: I'd rather watch her than Martha. :rolleyes:

    Funny stuff, Brit!
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    These were my favourites!
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    i didn't know you had her over there, she is slightly annoying but i do like her recipes and have all her books
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    I've seen her show a couple times. She's pretty.
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    This is so true.... I have done her gammon cooked in cola though and it was delish.
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    Do not knock Nigella :nono:
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    i've caught dh drooling over the telly, knock being the operative word :ROFL1:
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    gasp

    she didn't get her looks from her dad tho thats for sure :D
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    Hehehehehehe six and eight :D
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    We are going to try a ham recipe that she was doing on her show recently. It involves brining the ham in wine and aromatics, then baking it with cloves and a wonderful sounding red currant glaze. We'll have it for Christmas Eve brunch. :D :D

    She is a lovely woman. I read some where that she is not going to allow her children to inherit her estate. She feels that they should make their way in the world themselves with no help from her. No so sure I agree with that, but meh not my business.
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