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Nymphomaniac Convention

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs and Games' started by arkvilla, Jul 21, 2009.

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    A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for Florida, after taking his seat, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his aisle and bingo - she took the seat right beside him.

    "Hello", he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"

    She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention at the Gaylord Centre in Orlando "

    He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

    Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded."I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.."

    "Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"

    "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best lovers in all categories are the Welsh."

    Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!"

    "Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Taff."
     
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    That was good! Really! :laughhard:
     
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    Well I entered the thread looking for a free ticket :( but I enjoyed the joke anyway :laugh:
     
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    KEITH! ON THE STEP!!!!!:admin:
     
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    Sorry, I got the last one....it was on ebay.
     
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    Oh for heaven's sake, KEITH! NOW look what you've done! :sigh:

    Billie's been corrupted. :sigh:

    Days...you hear me? DAYS you'll be on the step...
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    Oh I've been corrupted for years. :evil:
     
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    Sure, sure... just because he's cute you defend him. :sigh: I'm going into a dark room now.
     
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    Sorry if it's too rude - please remove if I've offended anyone - I didn't realise I thought it was ok :unsure:

    Sandra
     
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    Too rude?????........................... I almost spilled my coffee this morning, cheered me up no end - thanks Sandra! I'm just off to check Robs family tree as I'm sure it said somewhere that that he was a greasy cowboy who likes leekes. Thanks for sharing :ROFL1:
     
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    I love it Sandra! Thanks for sharing it with us. :ROFL:
     
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    Too rude? It's too funny! :hug2:

    You don't know me very well. Yet. It's part of my "way" here on Secrets to be the one who pretends to be Oh So Very Proper. :D :D If I find something over the line, trust me, there won't be any playing about it. :D

    It was a funny joke, and Keith's response was equally funny...

    Sorry that I wasn't clear on all the playing going on. :hug2:
     
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    Oh good - I was really worried.. I'm such a dope :yes:
     
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    You most certainly are NOT! :hug2: I was picking on our Keith, eh? Not on the joke. :D

    It's a bit of a "thing" that I do. I follow poor Keith around and tut tut at nearly any fun he tries to have. :D :D He keeps me on, why? :unsure: :lol:
     
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    :lol:

    I thought this was going to be the next big thing at WDW :unsure:
     
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    That is funny.
     

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