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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs and Games' started by Slowhand, Aug 18, 2013.

  1. Slowhand
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    I have a little Satnav
    It sits there in my car
    A Satnav is a driver's friend
    It tells you where you are

    I have a little Satnav
    I've had it all my life
    It's better than the normal ones
    My Satnav is my wife

    It gives me full instructions
    Especially how to drive
    "It's thirty miles an hour", it says
    "You're doing thirty five"

    It tells me when to stop and start
    And when to use the brake
    And tells me that it's never ever
    Safe to overtake

    It tells me when a light is red
    And when it goes to green
    It seems to know instinctively
    Just when to intervene

    It lists the vehicles just in front
    And all those to the rear
    And taking this into account
    It specifies my gear.

    I'm sure no other driver
    Has so helpful a device
    For when we leave and lock the car
    It still gives its advice

    It fills me up with counselling
    Each journey's pretty fraught
    So why don't I exchange it
    And get a quieter sort?

    Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
    Makes sure I'm properly fed,
    It washes all my shirts and things
    And keeps me warm in bed!

    Despite all these advantages
    And my tendency to scoff,
    I only wish that now and then
    I could turn the beggar off...
     
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    Wendy A hui hou kakou makuakane Staff Member Administrator

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    I love it :laugh:
     
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    ROTFLMAO. Good thing your lovely wife isn't on this site.
     
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    I could always read it out to her :evil:
     
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    Oh... your DW is so going to make you pay! :hide:

    Tom :)macwave:... :exit:)
     
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    ONLY if she finds out.
     
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    Hahaha sounds like my nan when my grandad used to drive, she wouldn't let him pull onto a road without checking both ways were clear first :0)
     
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    :lol: love it
     

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