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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs and Games' started by Ursula, Oct 3, 2009.

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    THREE WOMEN , TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE
    SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
    SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE
    YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM
    AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

    THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.
    'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID.
    I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY
    ARM.

    A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
    THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER
    PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE
    EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP
    IN MY HAND.'

    THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED??? SHE HAD
    TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE
    BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE
    OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL,
    WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX!!
     
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    That is disgusting. But in an hysterically funny sort of way. :laugh:

    :sorry:
     

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