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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs and Games' started by Ursula, Jun 29, 2009.

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    Older Women Are So Reasonable

    AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 34 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "THIRTY-FOUR YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL".

    NOW I HAVE A £1,500,000 HOME, A £45,000 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 59-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'

    MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

    AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS.
     
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    :rotfl::laughhard::rotfl::laughhard: So true!!!
     
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    :ROFL1::ROFL1: Funny how its women answering this thread hey? :yes:
     

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