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The good husband

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs and Games' started by Johnie, Jul 22, 2009.

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    A husband wakes up with a huge hangover the
    night after a business function.

    He forces himself to open his eyes and the first
    thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass
    of water on the side table. And, next to them, a
    single red rose!

    The husband sits up in bed and sees his clothing
    in front of him, all clean and pressed.

    He looks around the room and sees that it is in
    perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

    He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge
    black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and
    notices a note on the table:
    "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go
    shopping Love you!"
    He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is
    hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at
    the table, eating. The husband asks, "Son . . . what happened
    last night?"

    "Well, you came home after 3am, drunk and out of
    your mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and
    got that black eye when you ran into the door."

    The husband asks, "So, why is everything in such
    perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and breakfast is on the
    table waiting for me?"

    His son replies, "Oh, THAT! . . Mom dragged you
    to the bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you
    screamed, "Leave me alone! I'm married!!"


    Broken table--$200
    Hot breakfast--$5
    Red rose bud--$3
    Two aspirins--$.25
    Saying the right thing, at the right time . . .
    PRICELESS
     
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    :smile: Funny..
     
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    sunsetlakes Earning my ears

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    :ROFL1::ROFL1: Definitely priceless!
     
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    LOL if only it happened though!
     
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    Mandy Earning my ears

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    very funny! :ROFL:
     
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    priceless! :yes:
     
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    Definitely priceless!
    :lol:
     
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    :lol: good man..good man
     
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    hahahaha
     
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    uhhh where i find one of those?
     
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    OMG, Too funny! :)
     

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