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Things you don't hear anymore

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    [FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]<o:p></o:p>[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Be sure to refill the ice trays, we're going to have company.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Watch for the postman, [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]I want to get this letter to Cousin Willie in the mail today.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Quit slamming the screen door when you go out![/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Be sure and pull the windows down when you leave, [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]it looks like a shower is coming up.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Don't forget to wind the clock before you go to bed.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Wash your feet before you go to bed, [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]you've been playing outside all day barefooted.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Why can't you remember to roll up your britches legs? [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Getting them caught in the bicycle chain so many times [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]is tearing them up.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]You have torn the knees out of that pair of pants so many times there is nothing left to put a patch on.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Don't you go outside with your school clothes on![/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Go comb your hair; it looks like the rats have nested in it all night.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Be sure and pour the cream off the top of the milk [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]when you open the new bottle.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Take that empty bottle to the store with you so [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]you won't have to pay a deposit on another one.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Put a dish towel over the cake so the flies won't get on it.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Quit jumping on the floor! I have a cake in the oven [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]and you are going to make it fall if you don't quit![/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Let me know when the Fuller Brush man comes by, [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]I need to get a few things from him.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]You boys stay close by, the car may not start [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]and I will need you to help push it off.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]There's a dollar in my purse, get 5 gallons of gas [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]when you go to town.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Open the back door and see if we can get [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]a breeze through here, it is getting hot.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]You can walk to the store; it won't hurt you to get some exercise.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Don't sit too close to the TV. It is hard on your eyes.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]If you pull that stunt again, I am going to wear you out![/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Don't lose that button; I'll sew it back on after awhile.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Wash under your neck before you come to the table, [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]you have beads of dirt and sweat all under there.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Get out from under the sewing machine; [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]pumping it messes up the thread![/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Be sure and fill the lamps this morning [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]so we don't have to do that tonight in the dark.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Here, take this old magazine to the toilet with you when you go, we are almost out of paper out there.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Go out to the well and draw a bucket of water [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]so I can wash dishes.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Don't turn the radio on now, I want the battery to be up [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]when the Grand Ole Opry comes on.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]No! I don't have 10 cents for you to go to the show. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Do you think money grows on trees?[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Eat those turnips, they'll make you big and strong like your daddy.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]That dog is NOT coming in this house! [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]I don't care how cold it is out there, dogs don't stay in the house.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Sit still! I'm trying to get your hair cut straight [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]and you keep moving and it is all messed up.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Hush your mouth! I don't want to hear words like that! [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]I'll wash your mouth out with soap![/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]It is time for your system to be cleaned out. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]I am going to give you a dose of castor oil tonight.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]If you get a spanking in school and I find out about it, [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]you'll get another one when you get home.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Quit crossing your eyes! They will get stuck that way![/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Soak your foot in this pan of kerosene [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]so that bad cut won't get infected.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]When you take your driving test, don't forget to signal each turn. Left arm straight out the window for a left turn; [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]left arm bent up at the elbow for a right turn; [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]and straight down to the side of the door [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]when you are going to stop.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]It's: 'Yes Ma'am!' and 'No Ma'am!' to me, young man, [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]and don't you forget it! [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Y'all come back now, ya hear![/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Bring back any memories?[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
     
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    I'm way too young to have heard any of these :wink:
     
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    I do remember a few of these!!

    Some of them I wish we could still hear :yes:
     
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    If you keep making that face , it might stay like that one day and you won't need a mask for Halloween .
    Its the 2nd Friday, we have to wait to go shopping until the paper boy comes to be paid .
    Don't forget to put the old milk bottles out , so the milkman picks them up , when he delivers the fresh milk .
    Call the doctor and have him make a house call . So and so is sick !
    When I went to school, I had to walk miles with holes in my shoes and it didn't hurt me . Made me who I am today .
    Get up Sunday morning for Sunday school & church and if your to sick to go , your too sick to go outside or come out of your room for that matter .
    WoW, am I really that old .
     
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    Memories?? What's really sad is that I still say a few of them :jawdrop:
     
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    I have to admit I do remember some of them and still use a few still now. :jawdrop:
     
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    I heard a few of them growing up - and I may have used one or two myself....
     
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    I have heard some and say some now!

    And i have eaten soap before, the liquid kind....better than the bar.
     

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