1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.
  2. Welcome both old friends and new to the all new Walt Disney Secrets :-D Please take a moment to say hi

Uh oh...

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs and Games' started by catrancher, Jan 5, 2014.

  1. catrancher
    Offline

    catrancher Assistant Cruise Director Forum Host

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2008
    Messages:
    6,096
    Likes Received:
    64
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    Cumming, GA. A small suburb of Atlanta.
    A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left.

    "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more. :drive:

    Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.

    Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

    Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

    The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

    "Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.

    Tom ( :macwave:... :laughhard:)
     
    MrDanielOwens and Tony G like this.
  2. Tony G
    Offline

    Tony G Serious Forum Regular

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2009
    Messages:
    1,313
    Likes Received:
    421
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Fantastic!!
     
  3. Johnie
    Offline

    Johnie Budget Queen Forum Host

    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2008
    Messages:
    16,356
    Likes Received:
    295
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Location:
    Virginia
    Lol! That's cute
     
  4. Tink
    Offline

    Tink Cead Mille Failte! Staff Member Administrator

    Joined:
    Jun 29, 2008
    Messages:
    27,062
    Likes Received:
    692
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    15 minutes (or so) North of WDW
    :lol: Love it, Tom! :lol:
     
  5. Beccaberry
    Offline

    Beccaberry She's beccalicious! Forum Host

    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2008
    Messages:
    13,546
    Likes Received:
    860
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Milford, Connecticut, United States
    BAAAAHAAAHAAAAA!!! YES!
     
  6. Esmeralda
    Offline

    Esmeralda Serious Forum Regular

    Joined:
    Mar 2, 2010
    Messages:
    1,968
    Likes Received:
    212
    Trophy Points:
    63
    Ha ha ha! brilliant.
     
  7. robertcraig
    Offline

    robertcraig Serious Forum Regular

    Joined:
    May 28, 2010
    Messages:
    2,882
    Likes Received:
    211
    Trophy Points:
    63
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Airdrie, North Lanarkshire, United Kingdom
    Very good
     

Share This Page