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Well it had to happen didn't it....

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs and Games' started by Ursula, Dec 6, 2009.

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    Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
    • What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
    • Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
    • What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
    • Tiger Woods crashed into a tree and a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron. Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
    • This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to drive 300 yards.
    • Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.
    • Elin Woods was just offered an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. The slogan will be: "Clubs you can beat Tiger with."
    • Since Tiger drives an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?
    • What did Tiger change his name to? Cheetah
     
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    foreverducky Serious Forum Regular

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    We knew this was coming! :D
     
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    Yeah. Well, it gets worse. This from Saturday Night Live!

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    Of course, I still like the one about Tiger's new movie; Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant!

    Tom :)macwave:... he did it... he's fair game!)
     

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