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What every man needs to know

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs and Games' started by malcolm, Jul 6, 2008.

  1. malcolm
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    A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a

    > particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a

    > couple of dollars for dinner.

    >

    > The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I

    > give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"

    > "No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman replied.

    >

    > "Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked

    > "No, I don't waste time shopping", the homeless woman said.

    > "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

    >

    > "Will you spend this at a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman

    > asked. "Are you NUTS?" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my

    > hair done in 20 years!"

    >

    > "Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead,

    > I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight.

    > The homeless woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious with

    > you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty

    > disgusting." The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to

    > see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair

    > appointments and wine."
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    PsychoAlice Resident Anarchist

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    Now thats more like it!!!

    YEA!!
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    Debs Earning my ears

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    Must show this to DH :shocked025:

    Debs :hippo1:
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    foreverducky Addicted to Mickey

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