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Whatever you give a woman....

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs and Games' started by Mari, Jan 26, 2009.

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    "Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
    If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
    If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
    If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
    If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
    She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
    So, if you give her any ****, be ready to receive a ton of **
     
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    Tink Cead Mille Failte! Staff Member Administrator

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    :laugh: PERFECT Mari! :yes: :hug2:
     
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    Very true X
     
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    If you give her a £50 budget she will spend £200
     
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    Dawn carpe diem-ing Forum Host

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    What's ** ? :unsure:
     
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    Yes Skywatcher. :yes: Women do know and understand the value of supporting the economy, eh? :yes:
     
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    Claire She lost the crayons!

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    And then some!
     
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    You see, I could have said so much more but the line looms large and red :D
     
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    If you give her a simple choice - she will make in to a dilema.


    No longer this tile or that tile - but any one of a number of tiles - not this worktop or that worktop but laminate, granite, quartz or some other type of flat black stuff - it was all downhill shortly after women were allowed to have pockets.
     
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    We need a Hi 5 smiley!
     

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