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When a Womans time is up....

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs and Games' started by malcolm, May 28, 2009.

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    My Times UP?

    A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to
    the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

    Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up?'

    God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and
    8 days to live.'

    Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and
    have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.
    She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth!
    Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
    After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
    While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

    Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 'I thought you
    said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from
    out of the path of the ambulance?'



    (You'll love this)




    - God replied: 'I didn't recognize you.'
     
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    hahahahahahaha
     
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    That would be me. :lol:
     
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    Claire She lost the crayons!

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    Tinker Earning my ears

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    That was good . :laugh:
     
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    ok, that was funny! :lol:
     
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