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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs and Games' started by malcolm, Dec 16, 2008.

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    Those who 'do not 'have a sense of humour need to delete now.




    A middle-aged woman
    Seemed sheepish as she
    Visited her gynecologist.

    'Come now,' coaxed the doctor,
    'you've been seeing me for years!
    There's nothing you can't tell me.'

    'This one's kind of strange...'

    'Let me be the judge of that,'
    The doctor replied.

    'Well,' she said, 'yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies.'

    'I see.'

    'That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl.'
    'That night,' she went on, 'I went again,
    Plink-plink-plink, and there were dimes and this morning there were quarters !
    You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!,' she implored,
    'I'm scared out of my wits!'

    The gynecologist put a comforting
    Hand on her shoulder.
    'There, there, it's nothing to be scared about.'

    (Ready for this?)
    (I'm warning you.....)
    (Still not too late....delete now!)






    'You're simply going through the change!:tongue:
     
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    good job you're too far away to hit :nono: that is awful :ROFL1:
     
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    Malcolm, I need to grooooaaaaaan..............:lol:

    Margaret
     
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    :ROFL1: how very dare you!
     
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    Blame Crayola DeVille ...she picks on me !!!!!
     
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    Jazmine Dancing Queen!

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    MALCOLM that was c--p :thumbsdown:
    Jacqui xxx
     
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    Tink Cead Mille Failte! Staff Member Administrator

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    We. Are. Not. Amused. :dozey:
     
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    omg that was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad lol
     
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    Fancy trying to pin that rubbish one on me..... tut tut....
     
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    Disneybumble The Secret is in the Sauce.

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    I know you only send true quality.:yes:
     
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    Indeed. Poor Helly. :hug1:
     
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    :slap: LOL
    Mick that was *Almost* as bad as yours , when you bought your DW a bag ...A Vacumm Cleaner . :tongue:
     
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    GRRRROOOAAAAAANNN.....
     

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