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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs and Games' started by MystikPiglit, Jan 15, 2009.

  1. MystikPiglit
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    MystikPiglit Peace, Love and Mickey Mouse

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    Q: How do you keep your man from reading your e-mail?
    A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manuals'<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:eek:ffice" /><o:p></o:p>
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    Q: Why do little boys whine?
    A: They are practicing to be men. <o:p></o:p>
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    A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
    The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
    Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
    The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
    Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
    You have got to love that (woman) fairy! <o:p></o:p>
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    Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
    A: A rumuor <o:p></o:p>
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    'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
    'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied. <o:p></o:p>
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    A couple are lying in bed. The man says,
    'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
    The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...' <o:p></o:p>
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    One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat- Shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
    'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
    He yelled back, ' <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:place>Liverpool</st1:place> .'
    And they say blondes are dumb... <o:p></o:p>
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    Claire She lost the crayons!

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    Poohtle Imagineer

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    ya ha ha ha ha!

    I likey! :ROFL:
     
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    Tink in Pink Earning my ears

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    Very good, we need more jokes like this
     
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    We do I agree.... not Malcolms crummy jokes... runs X
     
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    MystikPiglit Peace, Love and Mickey Mouse

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    I especially like the first one. :D
     
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    Skywatcher Chief Astronomer

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    :dozey:

    Mods can you move this please it seems to be in the 'Just for Laughs' section - whereas clearly it should be in the 'Tosh' section
     
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    MystikPiglit Peace, Love and Mickey Mouse

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    :taunt:
     
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    Skywatcher Chief Astronomer

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    That smiley looks like a moose trying to blow up a balloon
     
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    MystikPiglit Peace, Love and Mickey Mouse

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    :lol: Too funny!
     

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