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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs and Games' started by Mari, Apr 2, 2009.

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    Women's Health Issue:
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    > Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
    >
    > Do you suffer from shyness?
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    > Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
    >
    > If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your
    > doctor or pharmacist
    > about Margaritas.
    >
    > Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and
    > more confident about
    > yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out
    > of your shyness
    > and let you tell the world that you're ready and
    > willing to do just about
    > anything.
    >
    > You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost
    > immediately and with a
    > regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles
    > that prevent you
    > from living the life you want to live. Shyness and
    > awkwardness will be a
    > thing of the past and you will discover many talents you
    > never knew you had.
    > Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.
    >
    > Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are
    > pregnant or nursing
    > should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't
    > mind nursing or
    > becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
    >
    > Side effects may include:
    >
    > Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
    > Loss of motor control
    > Loss of clothing
    > Loss of money
    > Table dancing
    > Headache
    > Dehydration
    > Dry mouth
    > And a desire to sing Karaoke
    >
    > The FINE Print:
    >
    > WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think
    > you are whispering
    > when you are not.
    >
    > WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to
    > tell your friends
    > over and over again that you love them.
    >
    > WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to
    > think you can sing.
    >
    > WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think
    > you can logically
    > converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
    >
    > After careful research one has learned that red wine and
    > champagne maybe
    > interchangeable with the product - Margarita.
    >
    > Please pass this on to your girlfriends. Don't let that
    > inner shyness and
    > low self esteem go untreated. Try Margarita, with a little
    > salt and lime and
    > you can get almost anything down.........
    >
     
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    WOW - that medication sounds great, i may just visit the pharmacist tomorrow! :yes:
     
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    This sounds like just what I need :D:D:D
     
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    Well, then I need a double dose. :D
     
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    And since there are limes in the margaritas, you will prevent scurvy as well. Just ask my Scurvy Girls :yes: We know :yes:
     
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    LOL! I have something quite similar on my cell as a ringtone! :laugh: It uses tequila instead of margarita...
     
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    hahahahaha Johnie and Tink!


    BTW.. Ive heard one of the best pharmacies for Margaritas is located inside Epcot..... hahaha
     
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    omg and you should go over and try the slushies in France. YUM. They have a grand marnier one and a grey goose one. Both are delightful.
     
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    why didnt I know about this????

    I definetly HAVE to try them!!
     
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    mmmmm they are good. They are $9 for a little martini shaped glass.
     
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    :ouch::rainbowsmile2: So that's what I need to do!!
     
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    I went and changed some pesos for dollars... got $60... destined for MY medicines at EPcot! :yes:
     

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